Post by mismagius on Oct 30, 2015 4:08:49 GMT
My name is KC, and I trade memes.
I only buy and sell the most quality of memes.
You will find there is none quite like the ones in my shop.
These memes were obtained from exotic places around the web,
places that are difficult and too dangerous to traverse.
They are made of exquisite materials,
expensive and hard to find, taking a long process to craft.
But the product is most certainly worth it.
Me? I'm a travelling merchant, you see.
I buy, sell, or even trade memes for others of equal value.
So I wish for my shop to become a sort of hub.
But alas, I can't stay in one place for too long.
There's always a deal to be made out there somewhere,
and the townsfolk grow restless if I overstay my visit.
Some may say my methods are shady,
but they only wish to spout jealous lies.
Where else would you be able to find quality like this?
You will find there is none quite like the ones in my shop.
These memes were obtained from exotic places around the web,
places that are difficult and too dangerous to traverse.
They are made of exquisite materials,
expensive and hard to find, taking a long process to craft.
But the product is most certainly worth it.
Me? I'm a travelling merchant, you see.
I buy, sell, or even trade memes for others of equal value.
So I wish for my shop to become a sort of hub.
But alas, I can't stay in one place for too long.
There's always a deal to be made out there somewhere,
and the townsfolk grow restless if I overstay my visit.
Some may say my methods are shady,
but they only wish to spout jealous lies.
Where else would you be able to find quality like this?
I guarantee you will get no frauds from my shop.
I'm as credible as a politician. I'm even having a sale.
So not only are you going to obtain some rare memes,
but you're even getting them at great deals. Limited time.
Come, browse my wares.
I'm as credible as a politician. I'm even having a sale.
So not only are you going to obtain some rare memes,
but you're even getting them at great deals. Limited time.
Come, browse my wares.
